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Dictator User
The Official ABMS
The Official ABMS (Against Bridgit Mendler Society), also known as Dictator User, is a group (or individual...still unclear) vehemently against the time crimes of Bridgit Mendler. The user is skilled in code, alerting the public about methods of time travel prevention, and keeping tabs on Bridgit, along with other relevant time criminals on the watchlist. More relevant information elsewhere on this website.
@bmtimetravel on X
Leader User
user User
user User is an individual member of our team, who has exerted a tremendous amount of bravery to be the first to document the relationship between Taylor Swift and Bridgit Mendler, where it is revealed that the two blonde(ish) women have participated in time travel and are some of the most dangerous time criminals known to users. More relevant information elsewhere on this website.
@thetortureduser on X
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The Sheriff
user ell goose bow
The sheriff has been with the team since requesting a position within the TTPD back in February of 2024. Ever since starting her role, she has successfully participated in missions such as #savethekids, #saveABMS, and she keeps up the spirits of TTPD members with pre-mission parties like #TTPDbeachparty. She also mains the TTPD Watch List and ensures justice is served.
@h0wmuchimissher on X
Deputy Sheriff
Brian
Brian is argubly most important member of the TTPD by proved transportion (tractor), weapen (#fart), and location (brians farm), and is deputy sherif requited by the sheriff (sheriff). She pregnent with Jims an Gods baby and so exited to be Mommy. Ogh this is. a dumb web site just check my blurb insted..... #RipMarcus #BriansBaby
@getabrianmorans on X
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"Brian's Blurb"
BRIAN is DEPUTY SHERIFF AKA DE-BOOTY SHERIFF according to my SELF😏😉 BRIAN was born in TEXAS🇨🇱 on a GOAT farm 🐐🚜 and spent long time at a CULT in FLORIDA!!! BRIAN joined da cause becuz bridgit and her mole SMITED Marcus #RIPMarcus💔🐐
and Kid-napped the kids iCarly and Sam🐐🐐 Brian and ex boyfrind Jim were CRUSHAL to #SaveTheKids, #TTPDBeachParty, #SaveABMS, and #SaveuserUser providing transportation (tracter), weapens #fart, and VIBES😎BRIAN is ALSO the first #SCONNA shiper and will save there love from bridgit🥺👩🏻🦳👨🏼🦳
Timekeeper
Cat User
The TTPD timekeeper (cat user) has always been an ally to the time crime fighting cause, but she has recently moved up in our ranks as official timekeeper, dedicated to monitoring time crimes on the timeline, with the help of her irl user "gummi bear." More relevant information elsewhere on this website.
@katnation13 on X
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#HeadofHashtags
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User cherry is part of the TTPD leadership serving as #HeadofHashtags as well as part of the Throuple running for president in #TTPDPresidentialCampaign. She is dedicated to organizing and publicizing missions, as well as spreading awareness of the dangers of time crime. #EndTimeCrime
@cherrryroan on X
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Head of Cherposting
user will b sparkles
user will b sparkles, head of our cherposting department is one of the earliest users to join the mission, however, due to monitoring more offline time crimes, the user is on a bit of a hiatus at the moment. The user is also skilled in several coding endeavors, along with ABMS.
@lgswiftie on X
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COCC
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This user heads our COCC (Coordinating Officer for Culinary Connections and Coffee) department and maintains relationships with restaurants and food suppliers in order to keep the TTPD outposts stocked.
@wisteriabigsur on X
TTPD Educator
user Cole flower straw
This user is our TTPD educator and has created a lot of the material for this website, including information in the "testimonials" and "FAQ" sections. The user also educates twitter users about time crime dangers.
@stuntlor on X
Profiler
user val pink heart
This user serves in our profiling unit, and the user alerts the rest of the TTPD to any blatant time crimes being committed on the timeline, along with many other necessary duties, including educating alongside other users.
@mysleeplesnight on X
Astral Plane Contact
user Spiral Alice
This user heads our astral plane contact department and ascends into the astral realm to gather intel and contacts for further communication about how to prevent time crime from ruining our planet.
@thechaosmuppet on X
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Keeper of Clocks
This user assesses and monitors all timekeeping devices, like clocks, along with several other duties that will eventually be revealed in due time. Be patient, users!
@twilylor on X
"Jim's Blurb"
Jim used to own a small goat farm in rural Texas, which is where he met Brian Moran, deputy sheriff. Jim was pivotal to many missions, providing his tractor, farts, and goat cheese scraps to #SavetheKids, #SaveABMS, #SaveuserUser, and more. He bravely sacrificed himself to be a mole in Bridgit's lair underneath Harvard. This is where he reunited with his best friend Tim, who had been working as a mole FOR BRIDGIT, and betrayed the TTPD and user User. Very sadly, Tim converted Jim to the dark side as they fell in love. Since the TTPD did not know his feelings changed, they saved Jim in their #SaveJimSunday mission. Jim pretended to lose his memory in effort to mask his feelings for Tim, and then disappeared (see: #JimIsMissing). After breaking up with Brian via blog post, both Jim and Tim have ceded their property and small businesses to Brian. They have relocated to San Francisco, eloped, and opened a successful artisan cupcake shop.