Throuple for President: our final stretch

We are just twenty five days away from the most important election of our lifetimes and during this final stretch, it is absolutely more crucial than ever to chip in your efforts in order to elect members of the TTPD up and down the ballot. Welcome to our coordinated campaign!

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Vice Presidential Announcement!

user Ell, user Cherry, and user User are currently running for co-presidents of the United States as part of the TTPD party, and are going to be the first out throuple in the White House. The race to find a VP has been contentious and there has been lots of debate and speculation about which user it could be. Would it be a goat kid? Another TTPD user? A time criminal? Taylor Swift herself? Finally, we are prepared to announce our pick.

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Who Can? Brian Moran! The Brian Moran Life Story.

"When a rural goat farmer from Texas named Brian contacted me to edit her 'life story blog post', I was intrigued. I usually am tasked with much... different... writing jobs, but she had seemingly unlimited resources so I decided to take the job. Upon reading and decrypting her life story, I was baffled, distraught, laughed, cried, and prayed that this woman seeks the health of a professional instead of tasking strangers to depict her story. I will never be the same writer I was before. This is probably the most disturbing thing I have ever written." -Suzanne Collins

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Pre-Mission #TTPDBeachParty

Before demonstrating tremendous amounts of bravery during operation #SaveABMS (to be blogged about later), users of the TTPD relaxed and decided to unwind during #TTPDBeachParty 😎 This blog captures the joy and drama 😳 of the day. Comment if you want to join users at the next TTPD event 🫢

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Operation #SaveTheKids

There had been many smaller scale missions within the TTPD before operation #SaveTheKids, and those smaller scale missions may eventually be covered in these here blog posts. However, operation #SaveTheKids was really the starting point for TTPD users to embark on grander and larger missions as The Time Travel Police Department. #SaveTheKids was a mission the sheriff (@h0wmuchimissher on X) and Jim embarked on together, while leader user (@thetortureduser) and the deputy sheriff (@getabrianmorans) gave orders from headquarters. Below is the story of how saving Brian's kids (goats) went

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