Throuple for President: our final stretch

We are just twenty five days away from the most important election of our lifetimes and during this final stretch, it is absolutely more crucial than ever to chip in your efforts in order to elect members of the TTPD up and down the ballot. Welcome to our coordinated campaign!

Do you have a plan to vote? Do you know where your polling place is? Do you have transportation to the polls? Will you continue to vote for TTPD members down the ballot? These, along with more, are all crucial questions you must ask yourself before you get out to vote. 

Our main talking points:

-ACAB except the TTPD: While both the Democrats and Republicans have extensively funded police departments across the country, the Throuple is committed to defunding, shrinking, and eventually abolishing all police departments aside from the Time Travel Police Department.

-Stamp out time crime: Our administration is the only one who has brought up the existential threat that time crime poses to the entire timeline. While Democrats and Republicans get rich lining their pockets with money from Big Time Machine, they are silencing those who speak out against these injustices.

-On labor: The Throuple has a plan to rigorously reform labor practices in order to give all workers a better quality of life and eliminate hustle culture in the world. Our core policy: "8 hours sleep, 4 hours work, 4 hours to talk to your gay crush, and 8 hours for what we will".

-On human rights: While every other party feels the need to dangle your basic rights in front of your face in exchange for votes and support, the TTPD platform remains committed to universally protecting all basic human rights for marginalized communities.

-Law enforcement: The Throuple remains committed to proactively organizing missions for the TTPD members in order to further our campaign against Bridgit's reign of terror.

-Queer speculation: We will abolish the sexuality speculation police and all pop stars will be assumed gay until proven straight.

Accomplishments: Our leadership boasts these accomplishments, and is dedicated to keep delivering.

#SavetheKids: Successfully recovered Brian's goats iCarly and Sam from Bridgit's Northwood basement

#TTPDBeachParty: Team building effort prior to the next day's mission, where we cultivated team bonding and morale

#SaveABMS: Again, recovered a user, our dictator user in fact, who had been imprisoned by Bridgit

#SaveuserUser: Successfully negotiated with our enemy and brokered a peace deal in order to free our trapped TTPD hostage in Bridgit's Harvard lair basement

#TTPDBacheloretteParty, #TTPDRoyalWedding, #RollerrinkReception: We saw two out of the three of us legally wed in the sacrament of Holy Matrimony, as well as successfully executed subsequent events

#SaveJimSunday: Successfully recovered another team member who had been working as a mole at Harvard