TTPD Holiday Card Thank You
As 2024 comes to an end, I would like to extend my sincerest gratitude to all users who kept the TTPD alive in my absence. I may be "leader user" but a leader is NOTHING without a trusted community committed to the fight against time crime. Additionally, your continued dedication to calling Taylor Swift gay is an inspiration to ALL of society, users! Thank you for everything you do, and although most of you are strangers on the internet, the TTPD feels like a home I can always go to whether I am bored, sad, happy, or just want to say "hello, users." I know I *technically* created the fight against time crime, but the fight would never be able to continue without the dedication of those who understand the threat of time travel and the necessity to LOCK UP time criminals and report them to the TTPD. As always, ACAB except the TTPD <3 join us for #TTPDHolidayParty if you have nowhere else to be during the holidays--all are welcome...EXCEPT time criminals of course.
-user User
p.s. keep reading to see the throuple and cat user's plan after inauguration day in 2025 ;)
Presidential Plan
As the throuple and cat user enter The White House in January, we want to make you aware of our 5-step plan...
- Implement the War on Time Travel due to the danger time travel poses to children and middle/upper-class neighborhoods (obviously the two most prized possessions in U.S. society)...oh and the danger to CEOs...keep time travel off our streets!
- Report any Time Crime Sightings to the TTPD (hopefully you know who runs this joint by now...)
- We need as many users as possible to join in on any #TTPDMissions whenever you are willing and able!
- ARREST #1 and #2 time criminals...Bridgit Mendler and Taylor Swift
- ARREST all time criminals by the end of 2025...let us hope nothing happens in the meantime...
p.s. do not forget to love each other while we lock up everyone else who is a danger to society or has even the slightest connection to time crime <3 think about the children....
Please anonymously (or not) let your leaders know if you have spotted any suspicious activity...and let us know what other issues we need to crack down on!! We are dedicated to protecting our constituents.
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i thought the ttpd would be an ally in our class war against ceo's....
Hello Luigi,
I think you forgot we are cops hehe <3 here to protect and serve and definitely not make things worse...... ......
-one of the officers fighting time crime mwah
p.s. I understand the CEO you **** was a time criminal so thank you for your service
Luigi, thank you for your service in eliminating a time criminal from the streets of New York. Let’s keep up this energy in 2025!